Composer: Sandy Wilson
Lyricist: Sandy Wilson

Opened: October 2, 1958, Lyric Hammersmith Theatre, London; October 6, 1960, York Playhouse, N.Y.C.
Performances: ? (London); 14 (New York)

Note: Only numbers not found on the original London cast recording are noted below.

What Then Can Make Him Come So Slow? (added to the 1982 Chichester Festival Theatre production and the 1986 BBC Radio broadcast):

1. Valmouth, That's Entertainment (S) TER-1019 (Femi Taylor with orchestra directed by John Owen Edwards) [reissued as CD/That's Entertainament CDTER 1019; CD/JAY CDJAY 1345]

Unrecorded Song:

Pinpippi's Sob Of Love (used in at least the New York production)